7 Must-Read Holiday Blogs - Day 3

This holiday season, I've teamed up with six other authors to share our holiday memories. We hope you enjoy the stories as much as we do. Feel free to share your own memories in the comments below!

Happy Holidays!

 

My Wish List for You this Holiday Season

by Emily Kaplan

While desperate parents try to hunt down the latest must-have Hachimal-Tickle-Me-Cabbage-Patch toy, I'd like to offer you a few wish list items of a different kind. Note that these aren't tongue-in-cheek genie wishes that backfire. They are exactly what they seem to be, so take them at face value.

Behold, my wishes for you this season.

1. Less Paperwork

Paperwork, red tape, or hassle. It's all the same. Let's reduce that mess. Turn that dial way down.

 "Ace report, Linda. But I don't caaaaaare."

"Ace report, Linda. But I don't caaaaaare."

2. The Return of a Memory You Haven't Thought of in a While

 

 "We're totally remembering the same thing, aren't we?!"

"We're totally remembering the same thing, aren't we?!"

3. A Creepy But Harmless Internet Friend

 

 Not like this guy.

Not like this guy.

4. A Close Call

 

 "MapQuest says to go straight."

"MapQuest says to go straight."


Emily is freezing her tuckus off in Northern Illinois where she lives with her husband, author JD Kaplan, kids, and dog. She's currently working on her fourth snarky Josie Tucker mystery. 

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